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Good times.

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Matchday 2: they pull you from the waiting room after 1 song. Almost right on time. "No need to change," you're told as you walk past the dressing rooms. Up on to the tray. Into the mold and braces. Shirt pulled up. Magic marker points on your stomach and sides are re-inked. The x-ray slides over your head to your chest. 10 minutes later the first portal is accessed from below. Then the entire room spins. To access the portal on your right side the device rotates over your head from the left. As it passes your stomach you reference Dr. No and Thunderball. The tech references Bond girls. 5 minutes later you're done. You just got rad for the second time and the whole process took an hour.

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